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第0454章 哥们归来(2/3)

上那人是杨易之后,他那个惊喜与兴奋呀:“我擦!是你个瓜娃子呀?真是牛呀!太牛了!如今都小车开着了!你可真是牛b大了呀!”

见得牛二那样,杨易则是小有得意的乐了乐,然后说道:“成了,你个龟儿子的就别得瑟了!赶紧的吧,上车吧!我那个啥……还有事呢!”

听得杨易这么的说着,牛二也就不客气了,忙是拽开车后门,将他的那个麻袋给丢进去,便是‘碰!’的一声撞上车门,然后他便从车前方绕过去,拽开副驾座位的车门,也就坐进了车内,又是‘碰!’的一声带上车门。

见得他在车内坐好了,杨易忍不住又是扭头瞧了瞧他:“卧槽,你个龟儿子的咋还是那个草行呢?”

“废话!我牛二当然没有你杨易的草行好咯!要是有你这草行,我还回来跟你混个毛呀?”

杨易忍不住一笑,心想他个龟儿子的说的倒是实话。

牛二则是说道:“你笑个毛呀?”

杨易一边驱车前行,一边回了句:“老子就是笑你这根毛呗。”

“你个瓜娃子的是不是看不起我了呀?”

“尼大爷的!要是老子看不起你,还会开车来这儿接你么?真是的!”

牛二忍不住一乐:“也是!成了,咱们兄弟还是别说那些了,哈!”

说着,牛二话锋一转,忙是好奇而又欢喜的问道:“呃,对了,咱们仙女村村口那儿修了一座桥是吧?”

“是呀。”

“是不是还是你个瓜娃子的当的啥项目组组长呀?”

“尼大爷的!李小东不是啥都告诉你了么?你这不是明知故问么?”

牛二忍不住欢喜的一乐:“我擦!你个瓜娃子的还真是牛了哈!怪不得连小车都开上了,哈!呃,对了,要是我跟你混的话,你安排我干啥呀?”

杨易也就笑嘿嘿的问了句:“帮我开车成不?”

“不是吧?你要我当你的司机佬呀?”

“咋了?你个龟儿子的还不愿意咋地?”

牛二不由得皱了皱眉头:“尼大爷的!你就不能安排我干点儿别的呀?”

杨易便道:“你个龟儿子的要是不乐意的话,那就去帮李小东的忙好了。李小东那货现在也是混得可以呢!”

“我知道。他在县城开了个服装店嘛,生意挺好嘛。现在打算注资搞啥服装贸易了嘛。”

“正好你也能帮上他的忙不是?”

可牛二却是说道:“我还是想跟你混。”

“那你就先给我当司机。”

牛二想了想:“成!当司机就当司机,天天开车,总比在工地上摸砖强吧?”

“那你会开车么?”

“不会还不会学呀?”牛二回道,“你个瓜娃子的当初不也是现学的开车么?”

杨易乐了乐:“那成!那就这么定了!回头你先去学车,然后等拿到驾照了,就来帮我开车!”

“……”

这一路聊着,在路过御香楼的时候,杨易不由得问了句:“对了,你个龟儿子的饿了不?”

“不饿。还不想吃东西。”牛二回道,“熬火车真是累死了。”

“那成,那咱们就先去一趟市公安局吧。”

牛二忙是问道:“去市公安局干毛呀?”

“我去办点儿事情。”

“……”

一会儿,待到了市公安局之后,杨易也就要牛二在车里呆着。

然后他进了市公安局,去找余善民去了。

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