第0021章 竟是村长他女人(2/2)
村各户帮人杀猪的时候，他就总爱跟别人家的婆娘勾勾搭搭的。
可怎么也没有想到，这李屠夫居然跟村长的女人林晓莲还有一腿！
由此，杨易他小子也就在想，看来晓莲婶这个龟儿婆娘的保密工作还做得挺好的呀？平日里看她老是挺正经的样子，原来……
想着想着，他小子不由得暗自一怔，卧槽，不是俗话说有其父必有其子么？那么……有其母是不是也必有其女呀？
想到这儿，他小子有些含糊了、也有些惊恐，因为他在想，周莲香她妈这样，那么以后周莲香是不是也会这样呀？要是这样的话……看来周莲香那个小婆娘的不能娶？她妈能给她爸一顶绿帽子戴着，没准她将来也能给老子一顶绿帽子扣着，所以……他娘希匹的，看来老子还得好好想想……
不由得，他小子也就忍不住心说，娘希匹的，村长那个***还把他女儿周莲香给当个宝似的，就这样，能有男人娶你家女儿就算是不错了，真是的！再说了，你村长个***再牛又能咋样呀？有种你跟人家李屠夫牛去呀！人家李屠夫个龟儿子的可是把你家女人林晓莲都给睡球了！老子看来，还是你周庆安的女人林晓莲牛掰，因为她都给你戴了顶绿帽子，你还蒙在鼓里呢……
一会儿，在窥视到村长的女人林晓莲起来穿衣的时候，杨易他小子慌是紧忙给瞄了瞄，不由得心说，格老子的，这晓莲婶的身材还真是尼玛蛮娇好的哦？哇，那两个球球真大真尼玛白呀……
就在这时候，说巧不巧的，一只蜜蜂嘤嘤嗡嗡的飞了过来。
由于杨易他小子窥视得太入神了，所以也就没有注意到。
只见那只蜜蜂在木门这儿飞旋了一圈，然后冷不丁的就在杨易他小子的额头上给叮了一口……
待杨易他小子忽觉一阵生痛时，也就本能的惊叫了一声：“啊！”
忽听门外有动静，木屋内的林晓莲和李屠夫登时就心虚的惊呆了、恐慌不已的……
两人傻呆呆的对了对眼神，似乎相互都一时没主意的在问，咋办呀？
当杨易他小子反应过来后，忽觉自个暴-露了目标，不由得，他小子也是有些心慌的愣了愣眼神，然后慌是一个扭身，就打算闪人了。
木屋内的李屠夫忽然略显沉着的在林晓莲的耳畔小声的说了句：“我去看看是谁吧？”
林晓莲继续心虚的愣了一会儿，然后忙是小声的回了句：“那你快去看看吧！”
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