第0172章 您老要我装孙子？(3/3)
能要呀？”
“你……”
“你什么你呀？您要是觉着这钱烫手，我可是不觉得烫手！”
“这……”他妈犯难的皱了皱眉头，“我还是问问你爸吧！”
可杨易他小子忙道：“还问个屁呀？您不要，我就给爸了！”
随之，他小子忙是话锋一转：“好了，人家乔老还在门口等着我呢，我得走了，送他出村了！”
“……”
……
之后，杨易也就送乔老出村了。
差不多下午五点来钟那会儿，他们俩一同回到了阳丰镇上。
到了阳丰镇上之后，乔老忙是冲杨易问了句：“对了，小杨，回头我怎么找你呀？”
忽听他这么的问着，杨易猛的一怔：“您老还要来这儿么？”
“应该还会来？”乔老回道。
“那……”杨易他小子不由得有些愁闷的皱了皱眉头，“这个……要不您老给我留个电话，回头我给您老电话？”
乔老听着，皱眉想了想：“要不这样吧，还是你给我留个电话吧？”
“问题是我没有电话。”杨易回答。
乔老听着，忽地一怔，然后又是皱眉想了想，然后忽然掏出了一大哥大出来，递给杨易：“这样吧，小杨，我这大哥大先放你这儿吧。回头我好联系你。”
忽见那大哥大，杨易他小子欣然的一乐：“您老就不怕我给弄丢了么？”
乔老则是欣笑道：“没事，我相信你小子。”
说着，乔老忙道：“对了，要是有电话找我的话，你接了，就说我休息了。他们要是问你是谁，你就说……你是我孙子吧？”
可杨易他小子猛的一怔：“啥？！！您老要我装孙子？！！”
乔老忍不住乐嘿道：“应该不吃亏吧？我都七十来岁了，你才二十岁不是？”
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