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第0165章 什么情况呀?(1/3)

听得那个男的那么的说着,杨易当然不干了,他忙是说道:“还想要老子道歉?去尼大爷的吧!”

瞅着杨易这态度,那忍不住气恼道:“你撞着我了,要你道歉怎么啦?”

可杨易忙是说道:“老子撞着你是不对,老子一开始也说了。但是你男朋友张嘴就骂人,他就对了么?要道歉可以,你首先要你男朋友给道歉了吧。”

然而,那个男的忽地火了,气怒的冲到杨易的跟前:“小子,你是找揍是吧?”

杨易则是回了句:“你动你爷爷我一下试试?”

忽听这话,那个男的当即怒了,伸手就一把给揪住了杨易的衣领……

忽见他还真敢动手,杨易可是不干了,顺势上前一步,一膝盖就顶在了那个男的裆中……

‘嗵!’

待那个男的反应过来后,一声惨叫:“啊---”

可杨易可是不管他那么多了,又是一胳膊肘磕在了那个男的后背上……

‘蓬!’

忽然这么的一磕,只见那个男的‘噗!’的一声,一个狗吃屎的姿势,就趴卧在了地上。

而杨易顺势又是抬腿一脚踹去……

‘蓬!’

这一脚踹得那个男的沿地翻了好几个滚。

那瞧着,一时惊慌得面色惨白,慌是一声惊叫:“啊----”

可杨易则是冲那恼道:“你还啊个鸡叭呀?”

这时候,吴刚也忍不住冲那说道:“也就你找了那么一个祟b似的男朋友,还尼玛爱装b!搁咱们武江市,有啥好装的呀?”

无奈之下,那也只好慌是扭身奔她男朋友走去:“你没事吧?”

那个男的则是忍痛爬起身来,往地上啐了一口唾沫,然后扭头怒视着杨易:“你小子就他妈等着吧!卧槽!”

没等杨易回话,吴刚则是替他回道:“成,我们就在这儿等着!看你有啥能耐?”

说着,吴刚扭头冲杨易说道:“好了,易哥,我们先进去吃饭吧。边吃边等吧。我倒是要看他有啥本事?”

一边说着,吴刚一边伸手拽了拽杨易的胳膊……

杨易愣了一下,又是瞧了那个男的一眼,然后也就扭身跟吴刚走了,奔御香楼的正门走去了。

……

一会儿,待进了御香楼大厅后,吴刚也就完全的忘了刚刚的那茬,忙是乐嘿嘿的扭头杨易问道:“易哥,要不要我叫几个小妞来作陪呀?”

忽听这么一句,杨易不由得一愣:“这儿……这儿吃饭,还有女的作陪么?”

“不是。”吴刚忙是乐嘿嘿的回道,“我打电话叫几个小妞过来就成了。”

“能叫来么?”杨易又是一愣。

吴刚则是乐嘿嘿的回道:“当然能了!”

瞅着吴刚那小子那样,杨易他小子也是忍不住乐了乐,然后有些不大好意思的说了句:“还是算球了吧?”

瞅着易哥那样,吴刚那小子又是乐了乐,然后也不问了,只顾掏出大哥大来,一个电话就给拨了出去……

待电话接通后,吴刚问了句:“是308宿舍么?”

电话那端一个女孩拿着电话,忙是呵呵的一乐,显得有些娇羞的问了句:“你是谁呀?”

“我是吴刚呀。”

“啊---”那女孩犯花痴似的一声惊叫,“吴少!你是吴少?”

“对呀,我就是呀。”说着,吴刚乐嘿嘿的话锋一转,“对了,你跟你们308宿舍的女生说一声吧,今晚上我请客吃饭,在-->>

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