68.枪头不过河，娘们不快(2/2)
别看村民们都表面上看不起龙小宝这个村干事的职位，但心里却一个个羡慕得要死：“这村部村里有多少人想往里挤，可都挤不进去，也不知道龙小宝这狗日的和谁攀上了交情，竟然弄了个干事当当，而且还和小队长拿一样的工资！”眼见着龙老蔫递过来烟，他们一个个尴尬的接了过去，龙小宝年纪轻轻的都混到了村部，要是再过几年，说不定还能当个支书村长啥的。想到这里，村民们立刻收起不屑的表情，客客气气的和龙老蔫套着近乎。
“散会，散会，都散了，抓紧时间准备，龙小宝你明天一早来村部报道！”马建国摆了摆手就散会了。
“终于要熬出头了，虽然是个干事，但好歹是进了村部！”龙小宝心里仿佛吃了蜂蜜一般的甜，“宋鹏程这狗日的说话还真算话！”
刚站了那么久，龙小宝感觉有些内急。四处看了看，见都是村民有些不方便，于是他就绕到了村部后边。村部后边有许多的柴禾垛，龙小宝找了个僻静的地方，刚想掏出家伙小解。正在这个时候，就见听见背后有人喊道：“小宝哥，小宝哥！”
龙小宝吓得一哆嗦，扭头一看，只见二蛋子捂着肚子窜了过来。“狗日的，你吵吵啥咧，吓得老子差点憋回去！”龙小宝看见二蛋子就不爽，且不说二蛋子这样一个傻货却娶了一个娇滴滴的俊俏媳妇，单就二蛋子他娘田秀花仿佛狗脸一般，翻脸比翻书的样子，就让龙小宝感觉不爽。
“小宝哥，听说你当官了！”二蛋子傻呵呵的笑着，就要解裤腰带，“不过俺咋听说是个干事咧，这干事是干毛事咧？”
“狗日的，干事是干你娘咧！”龙小宝拉着脸，一脸的不爽。
“小宝哥，你还能干俺娘！俺可是都听说了，你家伙不管用了！”说着话的功夫，二蛋子一扭头，看到龙小宝掏出了那驴玩意正往外放水。可能是由于憋得太久了，那驴玩意仿佛一个大棒锤。二蛋子吓得一哆嗦：“小宝哥，你这驴家伙吃了小鳖丸可真就不一样咧！”
“屁话，俺这是天生的，只不过前些天有些累了，现在又好了！”龙小宝故意的抖动着。
“哈哈，你狗日的这玩意咋和条小蚯蚓一样大咧？”龙小宝卖弄自己本钱的同时，用眼睛往二蛋子哪里一扫，看到他的那玩意比蚯蚓大不了多少，绵塌塌的耷拉着，边缘伸出很长的皮，紧紧的包裹在一起，那男人的头一点都看不清楚。
“狗日的，你的男人头还没过河咧！”龙小宝哈哈大笑起来，“枪头不过河，娘们不快活啊！”
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