4.狗日的啥鸟事(2/2)
才龙老蔫过来的时候叫得更猛，还掺杂着将军的低吼声。就仿佛被人踩了狗尾巴一般。听将军这般的叫声，准是来了生人。
“草她娘的逼，谁又打扰老子好梦，老子非弄死他不可！”龙小宝连鞋都没穿，提溜着粪叉就窜了出去。
“小宝哥，小宝哥，你快点把将军赶跑，是我，是我！”说话间，就见一个傻货跌跌撞撞的跑来，后边还跟着紧追不舍的将军。将军的嘴里叼着一只鞋，看样子准时咬这傻货的。
“二蛋子，你来有鸟事！”龙小宝喝退将军不耐烦的问。
“小宝哥，明天俺娶媳妇，请你喝喜酒闹洞房！”二蛋子扬了扬手中的大红喜帖，嘿嘿的傻笑着。
“靠，没听动静啊，咋就突然娶媳妇了？”龙小宝吃了一惊，下巴颏差点没掉到地上。
“嘿嘿，俺也不知道，俺爹娘给俺安排的！”二蛋子把喜帖往龙小宝手里一塞，转身就走。
“谁家的姑娘啊？”龙小宝大声的问。
“小王庄柳家的闺女！”二蛋子趁龙小宝不注意，弯腰薅了棵葱，拔腿就跑。
“哎，狗日的啥鸟事，好B都让狗给日了！”柳家的闺女听说是个大美人，嫁给这样的傻货，真是糟蹋了。龙小宝叹了口气。猛然他一抬头，看见二蛋子偷他家的葱。龙小宝火上来了，他冲着二蛋子大声的骂，“你狗日的，你偷老子的葱，明天闹洞房，老子摸你媳妇的屁/股！”
“不对啊，明天龙天林的老太爷出殡，明天村长王富贵给二蛋子娶媳妇，白事撞上红事！这都是啥狗日的鸟事？”龙小宝打了个呵欠，继续蒙头睡他的回笼觉......
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